roryshock breaking brainspasm: Donald Rumsfeld spanks his monkey to this photo!!!
According to Fly-On-the-Wall, in a locked drawer of Rumsfeld's DOD desk, one can find these things in proximity: an unlabeled vial with several viagra tablets, a jar of vaseline, a scrap of paper with this link scribbled on it (Rummy Spankin' Link), and a wrinkled printout of the above picture. Mere circumstantial evidence say you? rory sez: ain't nothin' wrong with circumstantial evidence. You really wouldn't want an eyewitness to this one, now, would ya?
Bet the Italian that made these mind-bending photos had no idea they would be spank aids to the Secretary of Defense!
Actually, rory feels a little dirty after this post. It was only a grim sense of duty to the truth that compelled rory to put this one up. May the good Lord and Rev. Verle Smegma have mercy on his soul.
posted by Rory Shock at 7:26 AM
10 Comments:
boy rummy really likes brown baggers. she ummm it, has the body, but the face is killing me
he likes sandbaggers too, from what I understand, graeme
OH Rory!!! Please warn us first!!!
Have you no humanity????
Rummy's monkey face was SO not necessary
Lily: I guess it was rather cruel ... and I asked myself the same question you asked in your comment ... but some evil force -- some irresistible impulse made my hesitating finger descend upon the "publish post" button ... I'm not proud of it ... just the way it happened ...
We're barfing with laughter over here. Arthur Koestler's Model of the Comedic Experience said, "What a nasty thing to do to those girls' heads."
Keep it...up...rory!
why do i feel i need a shower?
I know rose ... rory even sickened himself with this one
Wow, I had no idea GW was so smokin' hot! You'd think he would have used his irresistable sex appeal to help his campaign.
Absolutely hilarious, by the way! I should not be viewing your blog at work.
thanks gugon ... yeah ...
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