Sunday, March 05, 2006

Bush Enjoys Ungulate Oral Pleasuring While Onlookers Gasp -- Latest example of increasingly bizarre behavior by President



11 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

oh my goddess rory!

11:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the Water Buffalo. You know he's feels used.

4:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So THIS is what it comes down to. (Not that I'm in the least bit surprised, of course. I've always had my suspicions that he had a hidden, alternative lifestyle going on.)

"increasingly bizarre" ... ha ha ha !!

10:16 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

sorry Rose, just telling it like it is ... so Mary ... did I misidentify the sex of the ungulate? You said 'he' and I called it a "cow" ... not sure if it makes any difference re: the kinkiness level of the Presnint's behavior ... and I think it is wrong to use other species for pleasure like that ... back in the day ... Bush would have been executed for this type of behavior ...

Oh, yeah, his lifestyle is beyond alternative, my sources tell me ... I think we're going to be seeing more of this sort of thing ... and worse ... in the days to come ... your comment also made me realize that I had put 2 z's in bizarre ... and one r ... cool thing about these blogs you can just keep on editing ... neato ... yeah, increasingly bizarre ... can you blame him ... it must be a little stressful at times even if you're oblivious to be the one most responsible and held responsible for most for all that is going to shit in the world ... the only thanks he gets is from the oligarchy ... poor bastard ... and then there's the oxygen dep and blow to the head suffered in the pretzel incident ... yep ... he's losin' it ... I can see it ...

12:40 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

i just don't like to see animals get abused dearest mr shock

2:11 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

I understand Rose ... I had to grapple myself with the use of the chicken in the human/chicken hybrid shot ... was it a desecration, a disrespecting of the chicken ... I was actually originally making a statement just to the contrary by "crucifying" the carcass ... since it was already slaughtered, I justified buying the carcass and crucifying it because to me there is as much holiness in a chicken as in anything ... I'm serious ... in my gallery ... there is another crucified bird ... a road kill ... killed by unthinking, environment devastating humans (and I'm not claiming I'm perfect or not an unwitting contributor to environmental degradation much of the time ... after all I am a modern American) ... nature crucified ... nature executed ... nature wasted for the "sins" of man ... or something ... that's on a serious note ... in the instance of the water buffalo (cow) it looks like it might have "initiated" the sexual contact once Bush placed his crotch in position

3:03 PM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

very funny post...and kind of sick and sad all at once..much like this presidency .....and the chicken as gross as it is , it speaks volumes...which I think means it is great art -right?...or that says more about my state of brain....

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rory, I do understand your deliberations about the picture, but in the end the hybrid animal story MUST be told. Thank you for your hilarity, I am not sure what goes on in that brain of yours but you must be amazing in person to talk to.

That is one sick image... I envy your madness. One either has 'it' or they don't I think.

9:16 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

All those whacko rightwingers have bizarre sexual hangups and weird fetishes. Did you read about Santorum's foetus fondling? The fact that Dobson and O'Reilly fear gay marriage because it would open the door for legal "man and donkey" or "man and daughter" marriage says an awful lot, doesn't it? WHo else thought of that? Falafel Bill pretty much cornered the market on kinky, and lord knows WTF is wrong with Santorum. Foetus fondling!!

1:03 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

Helen: LOL ... do you have a link? I'll look that one up ... HS! Yeah, these guys are very very twisted ... all of their energy seems to come out in fucked up ways

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Nick said...

Great blog you have herre

4:56 PM  

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