Thursday, March 09, 2006

Pope Celebrates South Dakota Abortion Ban with Giant Erection -- Click Picture to Enlarge Him

The Pope is so frickin' happy. Pope Ratzo Ratzinger pretty much wrote the South Dickota statute. He couldn't have done it any better himself. When Mike Rounds signed it into law, Ratzo put on his party shoes, did a little dance, and then got down with his infamous big erection ceremony.



Funny thing about this pro-life Pope, Truth Out's Marc Ash pointed out, he helped get Bush elected and continue the Iraq war. See, Pope Ratzo's crusading views on Islam make him dig shrubadub. And Kerry's position on abortion ... well that could have resulted in the loss of valuable cell clumps. Thus, influential sombitch that he is in this world, the blood of Iraq is on da Popeman's sceptre. And that's how an abortion ban in South Dickota relates to the abortion of livin' critters in Iraq. Real fucked up.

16 Comments:

Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Good gawd! I definitely don't want to enlarge him - could knock over the holy scepter.

9:33 AM  
Blogger Graeme said...

Jesus Christ, i would hate to be an altar boy at his church. ouch.

Your headline says North Dakota ban. We haven't formally entered the statehood of coat hangers just yet. I have already read some people talking about it though. really scary.

10:06 AM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

hmmm, I thought that was the holy scepter ? well, what do I know?? I would know a holy vessel or implement if I tripped over it in broad daylight....

and eeekss Graeme do you think the Coathanger Syndrome will spread like Bird Flu through the Red States...that is my worry....( alter boy - ouch..)

10:26 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

your comments have made me laugh ... thanks mary, graeme, enigma ... Graeme ... I have to admit oops! Is it unconscious fear ... utter sleep deprivation ... hurried blogging on the frickin' run ... I dunno ... but I'm gonna change the headline to South Dickota ... apologies to those north of the dickota line ...

11:16 AM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

oh that is good...South Dickota...LOL....

12:28 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Egads! That, to borrow from Cartman, is a hella happy pope.

Well he's got the hell beat out of the commander in chimp with the infamous cod piece photo opt aboard the Lincoln.

Wonder if the pope ever experienced father hood behind the curtain. Wonder if they really do ever have sex, with women I mean.

12:41 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

Yeah, the pope did more than pluck and stuff a pair from the sock proverbial sock drawer like W did for his victory strut ... I think the Pope enjoys an acrobat now and again (a post to come soon with perhaps help explain this comment) ... as far as a woman, I dunno ... I think he has impulses in that regard (as another post soon to come might sugget) ...

2:21 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Well, what do you expect from a Hitler's Youth?

4:34 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Yes, when somebody gets shot or blown up in Iraq that's called an 'extremely late term' abortion.

12:33 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

and now it may be tenn...........

are we doomed?

2:14 AM  
Blogger Yellow Dog said...

I hear goosestepping...

8:24 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

Helen, I think Yellow Dog answered your question. Oh yeah, Neil, and I thought they were gonna outlaw the late term abortion thing ... frickin' hypocrites ... how about when a pregnant Iraqi woman gets blown up when her "child" is in the blastular phase ... shouldn't the frickin' body count take that into account??? Rose ... et tu TN?????

12:41 PM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

Rory Shock: there is a lovely post over on Martinis in the Morning ( check my blogroll next to neil shakespeare) and you will see her blog- anyways I thought of you ...it is about birdwatching...

1:29 PM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

ooops I should explain- it is the friday March 10th posts....

1:30 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

thanks enigma ... I'll check it out ...

1:58 PM  
Blogger The (liberal)Girl Next Door said...

Real fucked up indeed.

3:52 PM  

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