Monday, March 13, 2006

Nostrildangamouse Predicted the current WHITE MATTER CONFLUENCE. Which tends to explain the clusterfuck known as the "Bush Administration."


Nostrildangamouse wrote these words over 400 years ago:

new millenium in the House of white lies
white heads will meet
unholy white in the skull
scorching earth with white flame

Rory’s expert source on Nostrildangamouse, Earnest Sagegrouse, says this quatrain foretells the White Matter Confluence. And the last line predicts the use of white phosphorous in Iraq. White phosphorous, scorching earth and skin, indeed has been used in Iraq.

But what of this White Matter Confluence? Sage, as he likes to be called, says it didn’t make sense to him until the recent release of a study at USC by Adrian Raine and colleagues on pathological liars, which found that they have more white matter and less gray matter in their prefrontal cortex than do non-truthdeviants. And that means:






Some of us have always suspected a higher number of pathologically dishonest people populate the hallowed halls of government than, say, the corner market or the nearest bordello. According to Sage and others this is always true, particularly when it comes to conservatives and even more so when it comes to conservatives who vocally tout their religiosity. Never before have we had so many conservative-religion-toutin’-and-spoutin’-sphincterous-senators, crap-breathin’ congresspeople, executive branch divinely-inspired-douche-bags, and judicial-jerkoff-jesus freaks bringing so much white matter and so little gray matter to bear on so many issues affecting so many lives ... simultaneously. The result: A worldwide clusterfuck. No, it ain’t Armageddon. But it is the WHITE MATTER CONFLUENCE!


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13 Comments:

Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Ah believe you got that one correct - A+ to you tonight!

6:59 PM  
Blogger Graeme said...

From now on, I while refer to the bush administration as

"conservative-religion-toutin’-and-spoutin’-sphincterous-senators, crap-breathin’ congresspeople, executive branch divinely-inspired-douche-bags, and judicial-jerkoff-jesus freaks"

7:36 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

I think you mean his brother, Nostrildanglebooger, don't you?

4:28 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

Nostrildanglebooger, hah! ... have you blogged about this brother?

5:15 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

can I shorten that to killer liars?

5:58 AM  
Blogger Yukkione said...

"Excellent Smithers!"

7:18 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

It's oh so nice to have proof, even if it doesn't do us any good, isn't it?

2:07 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

pop you can shorten it ... and rory probably should ... but rory is afflicted with the verbosity gene ... LOC thanks ... Helen: it helps explain but not excuse...but in the future, we might want to have law with a requirement for a certain percentage of gray matter along with age and citizenship requirements for president ...

3:20 PM  
Blogger The (liberal)Girl Next Door said...

Brilliant!! I feel so much better knowing there's a scientific explanation for this hell we're in. White Matter Confluence! Damn I love the way you think.

5:11 PM  
Blogger Tina said...

Nostrildangamouse... is that the prophetic cousin of Danger Mouse... the Greatest Secret Agent in the World?

And while I do certainly agree with every point made, douchbags are insulted by the comparison.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Mark Prime (tpm/Confession Zero) said...

Rove has gray matter... it's just 99% evil! Now Bush has gray matter but he hasn't a clue as to where he might have left it on one of his binges!

O! Political humor! Ain't it a coup!

10:20 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

better right than white - whooahhh i mean better white than right - whooooahhhhhh i mean, i mean, i mean

2:04 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

liberal girl ... yeah it makes me feel a little better too, because there is the hope that science can come up with a cure for this fuckwadahrea that has sickened the body politic
Tina: genetic testing reveals that nostril and danger are bros in arms ... oh my god rory issues an immediate official apology to the true douche bags of the world ... indeed they are insulted by the comparison ... a true douche bag is in fact possessed of more good spirit, altruistic behavior, and kindness than these ... I almost said "douchebags" ... hmmm ... might be another children's book in the works here: Danny the Douchbag or something ... but I'll be puzzling over how to make him talk after Helen's comment ... although it is easier to come up with a mouth part of a douchbag given its intelligent design ... poetryman ... yeah Bush obviously started with some deficits and then played coke roulette with certain random neurons ... but I suspect he carries the increased white matter gene ... Fly-on-the-Wall has collected a piece of his dandruff and has sent it to Wanglingo for genetic analysis, so we should have a scientific answer on that on before too terribly goddamn long ... better white that right ... that's an excellent motto for this skum rose ... rock ... rock ... rock on

5:32 AM  

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