President Bush Reveals Puerile Obsession With Fart Humor Under Stress in India. Indian Muslims Outraged. "This is worse than the cartoons," some say.

Rory has to say that the Indian Imams are wrong. Bush's silly farting antics have nothing to do with disrespecting the Prophet.
There is apparently no truth to the rumor that Bush accompanied one of his loudest stitch-rippers, expelled while he was pretending to pay his respects to Ghandi, with the quip, "Thus spake Mohammed."

This rumor is as phony as the claim that the man in the pig mask was mocking Mohammed as opposed to appearing years ago at a hog calling contest or suchlike in France.
The President has, however, been heard to say, "That's my contribution to global warming, better inform those scientists ..." upon letting go with a loud one.

Rory would like to relate an interesting Bush fart fact, while we're on the subject. The President's favorite historical document is Benjamin Franklin’s infamous “fart letter.” His favorite quote therefrom:

“Were it not for the odiously offensive Smell accompanying such Escapes, polite People would probably be under no more Restraint in discharging such Wind in Company, than they are in spitting, or in blowing their Noses.”

The Infamous Ben Franklin Fart Letter

On another note:

And he says they hate us because of our freedoms.

By the way, Rory was told by the NSA not to post this one. Could cause rioting. Will hold the President up to ridicule. Just too silly. Rory has only one response to these cautions. Fuckit, man.