The Most Flatulent President In History Photo Essay III -- Nero Fiddled, Bush Farted
The sphincterous skidmark drawer printing Warhole-in-chief returns to roryshock and steps from behind the gas-billowed curtain for another set of stench-trench dispatches. Recall that Bush has been renowned for his flatulence since childhood, refining his seat thunder to a fine art while president of Delta house at Yale, and never tiring of getting a rise out of people by means of one of his remarkable crack blasts so often accompanied by his mindless giddy giggling. No function of state, no casualty report, no news of natural disaster, is too solemn to escape W's puerile fart humor.
rory asks himself: how the hell can you post this after your previous post? its kinda like a beckett "quote" I'm recalling from way back in my memory: "I'll go on. I can't go on. I'll go on." frickin' simple as that. And I kinda like the fiddling versus farting thing. Nero and Bush. Fiddling actually requires some talent. Farting, well, I guess it comes pretty naturally to W. I think the idea that he farts and laughs about it while his actions cause death and devastation around the little spinnin' rock we all cling too sums him up for rory, at the moment anyway.
rory asks himself: how the hell can you post this after your previous post? its kinda like a beckett "quote" I'm recalling from way back in my memory: "I'll go on. I can't go on. I'll go on." frickin' simple as that. And I kinda like the fiddling versus farting thing. Nero and Bush. Fiddling actually requires some talent. Farting, well, I guess it comes pretty naturally to W. I think the idea that he farts and laughs about it while his actions cause death and devastation around the little spinnin' rock we all cling too sums him up for rory, at the moment anyway.
posted by Rory Shock at 7:13 PM
15 Comments:
"I think the idea that he farts and laughs about it while his actions cause death and devastation"
sometimes thinking about stuff like that can help keep your head from exploding
i realize i cut that sentence in half on the quote, but you know what I mean
yeah graeme
mr shock YOU BETTER GO ON and keep on goin' on. you're a sheer delight
you so sweet rose!
You gotta just have fun once in a while or your head will explode.
He farts around most of the time and I for one am glad you brought it to the light of day. Good Job! :)
Well, you know, he was born in Hell, and therefore his bowels is full of methane. His brain too, methinks.
"The sphincterous skidmark drawer printing Warhole-in-chief" , "the screaming mouse", "the fighting cats". Priceless. LOL
No, wait, I have a new one:
LOLAGMITAW (Laugh out loud and get myself in trouble at work.)
I really should not be reading this at work. But how could I resist?
And anyway, one can never be too prepared in case one runs into Dubya in a dark alley.
Gugon, if you get fired for laughing we'll all chip in a few bucks to help out :)
Thanks Patricia.
But they won't fire me. They'll do something much, much worse. They'll take away my internet privileges! Nnnnoooooooo!
pop since fartiing is central to this president and his world view, I guess I feel a duty to expose it, unpleasant as it is ... I guess you and graeme are right, head explosions are becoming increasingly dangerous given the world created by this fucked up administration ... I think roryz gonna hafta declare next week HEAD EXPLOSION PREVENTION week!!!
Thanks gugon ... it warms roryz heart to think of you laughing at work ... hope your screen is in a secure spot ... hope they don't have some jackoff sitting in a "dark cubicle" somewhere looking at whats on your screen in real time ... but if they do, maybe hesheorit is laughing too ... that would be cool ... if not then this comment is for you you spyin' on gugon motherfucker whoever you are ...
"Stay the fuck out of his surreptitious surfin' ... don't you know that surreptitious surfin' is the only thing that keeps hundreds of thousands of workers from picking up a rifle and slinging the mailbag of "postal" madness over their shoulder and descending into complete madness and despair ... don't you know that motherfucker? [and motherfucker ... I'm not saying that gugon is the kindaguy to go "postal" just that the mental health of so many americans depends on surreptitious surfin' and if you fuck with that, you will have a revolution on the streets a lot sooner than you would otherwise ... motherfucker ..." There, gugon, I guess rory told that shitsack in the event that the shitsack is monitoring the sitcheeation. pop you are a standup blogger offerin' to help gugon ... yeah ... we gotta stand united on shit like that ... neil, I think you have conclusively proven and depicted that w is spawn from hell ... and his ass might well bear the inscription "microcosmic gates of hell" the miasmic muthafucka!!!!!
And to think... all this time I've attributed pschotropic drugs to Lithium Laura's dazed and glazed look... who knew?
I'm ready for Head Explosion Prevention Week! Can't come soon enough for me. Great post, I so needed the giggle, thanks.
tina: yeah, what is it with that blank masque of a face?
LG ... glad you larfed ... BRAIN EXPLOSION PREVENTION week ... the planners are working on it.
Thanks, rory, for standing up in my defense. If that doesn't shut down them spies I don't know what will.
And meanwhile, here I am laughing at work again. They already think I'm slightly crazy - pretty soon they're really going to start worrying.
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