Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Most Flatulent President In History -- IV

FANFARE, and then:
ANNOUNCER: The sphincterous skidmark drawer printing Warhole-in-chief returns to roryshock and steps from behind the gas-billowed curtain for another set of stench-trench dispatches. Recall that Bush has been renowned for his flatulence since childhood, refining his seat thunder to a fine art while president of Delta house at Yale, and never tiring of getting a rise out of people by means of one of his remarkable crack blasts so often accompanied by his mindless giddy giggling. No function of state, no casualty report, no news of natural disaster, is too solemn to escape W's puerile fart humor. Ladeez and gennelmenz, Part IV. Don't forget to click the graphics to expand 'em.

Muffled by the seat cushion, Bush’s lethal creeper soon reaches the King of Jordon’s nostrils. The King exhales forcefully yet discretely, trying to blow the noxious gas away from his face. The press has learned to stay at a safe distance during these post-lunch photo ops. microphones on the longest available extension booms have become standard equipment. bush looks on with fascination, closely studying the King’s reaction, with rare concentration:


Anonymous Rev. Verle Smegma said...

I am sickened, shock. sickened that you would bring an old woman's gas into this demented, pathetic blog of yours. today I cannot even bring myself to pray for your soul.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rev, personally I'd rather inhale Bab's gas than the stench of that other fruit of her loins busily desanctifiying our hallowed halls of govt. D.K.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

I think I just puked. Twice.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

dk: lol
jeremy: uh, sorry ...

2:11 PM  
Blogger Tina said...

Well... as Fat Bastard so wisely said to Austin Powers: "Everybody likes to smell their own brand."

4:02 PM  
Blogger gugon said...

Absolutely freakin hysterical! Your captions are perfect.

We are lucky to have someone such as you to expose this noisome underbelly of the administration that so few people are aware of.

Top notch journalism! Keep up the good work - and be careful out there!

4:26 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

tina: that is true wisdom
yep gugon: I always wanted to be an investigative journalist ...

5:14 PM  
Blogger JBlue said...

All hail, the king of the hilarious dysphemism, Rory Shock!(I was going to dub you king of the hilarious euphemism, but some of those didn't quite fit....)

5:36 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

that one's not even in rory's dictionary ... !!!!! but thanks Jublu!!!!

5:46 PM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

Nothing like a good fart joke to end my day. Thanks, Rory.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

roger that pt

8:29 PM  
Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...

fart jokes, like farting itself, are fun

12:00 AM  
Blogger a rose is a rose said...

i think jeremy outta take his skirt off is what i think!

yeah i agree with gugon, it's the CAPTIONS that get me!

2:32 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

thanks graeme and rose

4:50 AM  

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