What do gay human-action figure fellatio, death row marv, and Father Hardon have in common? (you might legitimately ask after reading this post)
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posted by Rory Shock at 6:57 PM
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Great stuff. I have personal experience giving oral sex to plastic GI joes. Needless to say, my "i am just supporting the troops" excuse didn't work on the authorities
lol Graeme ...
Here's a joke I think you'll like:
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the dark caves... ...underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, "We forgot the "R", we forgot the "R". His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was celebrate."
yep ... I do like that one ... that's good ... thanks Kathleen
i have NOTHING to say (in print) on fellatio
and dearest mr shock, believe it or not just a few days ago i too was reading on the subject of homosexuality being caused NOT by contraception but by the babes NOT putting out for their dudes. it wasn't the catholic church this time, it was some minister of color down south i believe. i thought i posted the article, but i didn't and there is no way i can find it now.
Nice joke Kathleen. Here's another i heard yesterday.
A man goes to a rabbi and says : "Rabbi, I've nbeen spending my weekends drinking and chasing women. However as of late, and as I grow older I've been concerned about my mortality. If I started going to temple instead of carousing will I live longer?"
The Rabbis says "Probably not, but it will seem longer."
Hey great jokes!
Rory, loved the pics
rose: ah more enlightenment on the subject from the South ... another Father Hardon ...
LOC ... another good one ...
pop thanks
Okay, okay. This is tenuously related, but since we're exchanging jokes, I've got one.
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson got food poisoning?
A: No. How?
Q: He ate a 12-year-old wiener.
Sorry. I'm going back to my cave now...
You're welcome, and glad you like it.
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