bush's scrotum declared safe from wishes of indicted mental patient; elderly woman praying for cheney's pecker to fall off to be indicted next

Arafat Nijmeh, a mental patient in East St. Louis, told his case workers and then the Secret Service that he "WANTED TO" castrate President Bush,, according the reports rory has read. WANTED TO. He then told the Secret Service agents that the old radical cojonectomy "is not too harsh, considering what he has done to my country [Palestine]. If not that, then maybe something else, you know?" Later he said he was joking. For this, he was arrested and indicted for THREATENING the president. Now he faces hard time in club Fed. What the fuck is going on here? If every person who ever had a fleeting thought of some bodily harm befalling Bush and mentioned it were indicted and locked up tomorrow, I suspect that we would have to pull out of Iraq to be able to afford the prison expansion necessary.
Note: rory wishes no physical harm on anyone, including bush and his cronies. physical harm is wrong and fucked up. so is locking up a mental patiient for saying he wanted to lop Shrub's bubs Neverthefrickinless, with the arrest and incarceration of Nijmeh, the presidential castration threat has been downgraded back to yellow from red where it briefly stood. Rear Admiral Chilito Numnutz, shadow NSA director, declared the presidential jelly bag safe and secure. Nijmeh has been locked in a wish proof cell at a secure Federal Facility, where he is undergoing preliminary, torture-recipient orientation, in preparation for his transfer to Gitmo as an enemy combatant. Numnutz said, "No matter how hard this individual wishes for harm to befall the presidential nutsack, those wishes, those desires, those wants, will not be able to escape the walls of his cell.

This cell is specially designed to keep all mental energy contained within where it cannot reach the outside world." Holy Fuckin' shit people. rory sez these people are fucking psychotic! but I guess it standstofrickin' reason that if a mental patient can be threatening the president for wanting his balls lopped off, you've gotta make sure you lock up those wants. HFS! they have actually built thought prisons. but then that does standstofrickin' reason when you've got thought police and people arrested for thought crimes. you can't just lock up the person. you've gotta lock up the frickin' thoughts. so roryz thinkin' what the frick? was W wearing a tinfoil jock to protect himself or somethin'? well it turns out it's worse than that.





Homeland Security Secretary Chertoff is already holding press conferences to milk this one for publicity:






rorysez: this is complete frickin' madness. again, just when rory thinkz it cannot get any frickin' worse, it does! An 86-year-old woman is ratted out by her Priest for admitting to praying for Cheney's Dick to fly off! During her interrogation by the Secret Service, she admitted that she would really like to see that happen. Cantaloppa Fasta said, "Eh, he fucked the American people, let God take his chipolata! Yes, I prayed it would fly off and go down the sewer! Yes, I really want his chipolata to come off!"



Grandma Fasta is in custody. An indictment is expected this week. complete frickin' madness people. well, if you're gonna have thought police and wish police, rory guesses you're gonna hafta have some prayer police also.