What do gay human-action figure fellatio, death row marv, and Father Hardon have in common? (you might legitimately ask after reading this post)

Fuckit folks. excuse rory's deletion madness. but, the deletion thing was a learning experience for rory. oh fuckin' A. it was good for rory to learn about the realities of post deletion. there are many ramifications. definitely not something to be taken lightly. Well here it is again. Fellatio on an action figure. Death Row Marv. And the wonderfully named "Father HARDON." what the fuck?



Okay, I look at this picture and I see a man going down on Jesus. Well, not Jesus per say, but a small replica of an idea of Jesus. He's goin' down on a scantily clad, good lookin', white Jesus. Would he be goin' down on the action figure of a 5' 1" 110 pound with a smelly ass Jesus who looked like this according the the BBC? rory sez: that's a question for another frickin' day, I guess. Well, anyway, the man in the red hat is not going down on just a small replica of an idea of Jesus, but a replica, or a toy, or an action figure, however you want to frickin' say it, of JESUS BEING EXECUTED. The man in the red hat is putting his lips on the crotch of a replica of a man being executed. Now, if you or I placed our lips on the crotch of an action figure in public, what would people think? More specifically, what if we fellated the crotch of an action figure being executed? You could use a Jesus on the cross action figure, or you could use another condemed action figure like death row Marv if you wanted to see how people would react. Suppose you were to put execution Marv on a pillow and place your pursed lips on his crotch in public. Would this be considered a lewd display? If you wore a red, Chinese hat would people think it was okay? Would you be permitted to engage in acts of human-action figure fellatio in public? Would people be as disturbed as the woman in the background of the picture above seems to be?

Additionally, rory has to point out that this is gay human-action figure interaction. Rory thought he should ask the Pope himself what he thought about gay human-action figure mock fellatio, seein' as how the Pope claims to be pretty much down on homosexual activity. At first the Pope was too busy and happy to address the question.



Don't worry, during ceremonial occasions such as that depicted above, the Pope wears the Papal Chastity Helmet on "the little pope." Here a Chastity Helmet is presented to him as a gift with some notes on use by Sylvester Stallone in an Italian police officer costume.



When the Pope finally did listen to rory's question about human-action figure gay sex, he misunderstood what rory was frickin' talkin' about, apparently not hearing the "human" part:



Since the Pope wasn't gonna usefully address this question, rory thinkz "maybe it would be good to ask Father HARDON what he thinks about gay human-action figure interactions." 'Cause roryz heard that Hardon is a fount of wisdom. Okay, you think Father HARDON is the punchline to some crappy, juvenile dirty joke, like Pastor Pussy? Wrong. Father Hardon, may he rest in piece, was real. I guess it was pretty hard not to laugh when they announced his appearance at function: "Comes now Father Hardon." But no joke, you can still "ask" Hardon's opinion on many key issues. I couldn't find anything on human-action figure relations. But he did speak out on homosexuality. He was a frickin' genius. He pretty much figured that one out. What he says about contraception causing homosexuality, makes me fairly certain that Hardon would not approve of public-gay-human-action figure-fellatio. Hardon's theory is so frickin' intelligent that rory feels the need to quote it at length here.

The Gospel according to Hardon:

"The relationship between contraception and homosexuality is seldom adverted to and, in homosexual circles, openly denied. Yet they are connected by the most basic laws of human society.

Contraception contradicts the most fundamental desire of the human heart: to give oneself in total generosity to another human being. Marital relations are meant by God to satisfy this desire between the married spouses.
But if women selfishly withhold this generosity from men, men will—tragically look for such generosity in other men. And women will look for it in other women.

As you read some of the homosexual and lesbian literature, you are moved to tears at seeing how a contraceptive society has begotten a homosexual society. In their desperate search for love, men will turn to other men and women to other women. To say they are being deceived is only to emphasize the pity of a sodomistic culture that is starving for love. Contraception deprives married people of the love that they expect to find in a marriage between two people of opposite and complementary gender."

Here it is from the mouth of Hardon himself: men and woment become gay because of the use of contraception in heterosexual relationships. HFS. Holy Fuckin' Shit. rory sez: I did not know that. And if you Google Father Hardon (you might want to make sure "safe search" is on) you'll find that his wisdom is apparently widely sought and followed even after the Catholic church lost its Hardon.

So, roryz still confused, perhaps even more confused. So rory tries to ask the Pope for guidance. What does the Pope do? He says "Up yours!" He couples the statement with an emphatic arm gesture and farts loudly and powerfully, blowing his garment into his face.



rory remains lost on the ramifications of the issue of gay-human-action-figure-fellatio. Oh frickin' well.

what jesus looked like according to BBC

from whence gay action figure sex scene came

father HARDON link

death row marv