Orangutan on a Cycle Pop Quiz

This Orangutan is thinking:

a. I wish they had put a seat on this thing.

b. I don't appreciate having my feet lashed to the pedals.

c. I wish I hadn't torn off the tires in a fit of pique.

d. Up yours, buddy.

e. There is something very wrong with a society that uses me for entertainment in this way.

f. ________________________________________ (you fill in the blank)


Note from Rory: Now please read the really horrifying post that follows this Apes-are-always-interesting-and-amusing post.