Numnutz Reveals Evidence that Saddam had Plans to Deliver a Hellish Fire from the Skies Via Bats Equipped with Incendiary Devices

Studies of Saddam's computers have revealed that he downloaded information about the use of bats as "delivery systems" for incendiary devices. Director of the NSA for the Bushcheney shadow cabinet, Rear Admiral Chilito Numnutz, said that Saddam clearly had the intention and the wherewithal to deliver via bat "a hellish fire from the skies." Numnutz released this information to qualify statements recently made by President Bush admitting that no weapons of mass destruction were found in Iraq.

Numnutz said troops found copies of an Air Force Association magazine about what ultimately became known as "Project X-Ray." Project X-Ray was the brainchild of a dental surgeon from Irwin, PA, named Lytle Adams. [Yes folks, it really happened. Another example of psychotic thinking being financially supported by governments during times of war]. Particularly frightening, Numnutz says, were the lines in the downloaded article highlighted by Saddam in day-glo pink:

"Couldn't those millions of bats be fitted with incendiary bombs and dropped from planes? What could be more devastating than such a firebomb attack? Fires generated by bomber bats could have been more destructive than the atomic bombs that leveled Hiroshima and Nagasaki and ended the war."

Just like Saddam, you can access this article via the internet. But be careful, your download may be considered evidence that you are considering a weapon of mass destruction more devastating than the A-bomb: Bats equipped with mongo firecrackers.

Talk about animal abuse.

Access to Killer Bats Rain Fiery Death from Skies Article

(Drawing by rory based on Fly-On-the-Wall's interpretation of Numnutz' musings on the subject.)