First Lady Shows Support for Education by Reading Dick Cheney's Books for the Moral Instruction of Children
The kids seem shocked at Mrs. Bush's choice of reading material. She is reading them the new Dick Cheney children's book, entitled When You are Very, Very Bad, part of the Uncle Dickie series for the moral instruction of youth. Here's another shot of her reading from a Cheney kid's classic in another classroom:
How many people are out there saying, "See, them Bushes, they's nice people. Why that Laura, she reads to the children?" Well, Big Bird isn't thinking such kind thoughts right now. Bush is trimming $150,000,000 from PBS' budget ($100,000,000 will go to abstinence re-education programs ... er wait, it already has ... see link on Smegma/Abstinence post). In the following picture, Big Bird, already enraged after learning that Bush considers him a human-animal hybrid is considering rear-approach-dominance behavior during a recent PR appearance by the first lady:
Every time you turn around, you see a picture of the First Lady reading to kids. Cognitive dissonance, man. This is bullshit. Bullshit ain't money. Bullshit walks. Money talks. For actual facts on how the education money is talking check out
posted by Rory Shock at 8:13 AM
6 Comments:
actually a very funny site, rory! keep it up! i gave you a shout out today!
skippy you rock ... thanks so much ...
Once the Cheneys take over production of Sesame Street they will change it to "Sez Me Street" and there will be plenty of "Get off my grass you little ghetto dweller" and "If you're not with me kid, you're with the terrorists" which will be followed up with a bit of corporal punishment and there will be a constant crawl along the bottom of the screen with a phone number for kids to call to report their parents who speak ill of the King and his court. I can hardly wait.
I'm surprised they left any money in the budget for PBS at all, since truth is their worst enemy. But I suppose they can start to use the kids' programs to push their social security privatization plan...their medicaire drug boondoggle...and ultimately begin their "Early Recruitment" Program for the army...
Liberal girl ... yes ... when you apply their values to kids it is grotesque ... Neil ... sounds like they have given you some inside info on how they plan to use the street for psyops!
i wrote a book entitled
'when you are very VERY bad' too. it's a might different than mr CHAINey's though
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