Bush wanted for Attempted Brain Rape after State of Union Address
Rory's source Fly-On-the-Wall as she appeared during a sitting for Rory's pen and pencil:
News from Fly-On-the-Wall
Per Fly, a warrant for the arrest of George W. Bush was issued on Fly-On-the-Wall's home planet of Wanglingo for what could best be described in human terms as "brain rape." William Burroughs used this term in Naked Lunch, according to Rory's notes. A question inked by Burroughs expresses Rory's feelings about Bush's public speaking these days: "Are we to take these glib lies like a greased and nameless asshole?" One could verbally riff on this a bit: "Are we to take these glib lies from this greasy shameless asshole?" Once again, Bush's speaking seems meant to address "a state bordering on the far side of idiocy." [Burroughs again.]
Unfortunately, Fly-On-the-Wall informs Rory, the issuance of the warrant is largely symbolic, as the fruit- fly-sized citizens of her land do not have sufficient interest in diverting resources away from health care, education, happy peaceful living, and bonobo-like sexual practices to mount an intergalactic arrest mission. Nor do they have any prisons or jails on their planet, let alone one large enough to hold W. However, should W ever set foot on their planet, he would be subject to immediate arrest. Mental images of the consequences of his foul deeds as they play out at "street level" would be constantly inserted into his brain. Foul-deed-image-insertion is the worst punishment available on Wanglingo. In Bush's case, this would amount to a life sentence. Even then it would just be a trailer-length image-insertion show in the grand scheme of his epic senseless rampage on earth.
As an aside, Rory notes how curious it is that official punishments so often involve activities that are considered illegal or immoral if committed by individuals or groups not in power (Wanglingese jurisprudence forbids most forms of inter-species thought insertion).
Fly is Rory's own domestic spy-- the lovely answer to the question: "Who will spy on the spies?" For those of you who don't know Fly or haven't been to Rory's web site to read her short bio, here it is:
For those without myopia, a larger version of Fly's bio can be found at destination under the "Biography" link in the sidebar.
News from Fly-On-the-Wall
Per Fly, a warrant for the arrest of George W. Bush was issued on Fly-On-the-Wall's home planet of Wanglingo for what could best be described in human terms as "brain rape." William Burroughs used this term in Naked Lunch, according to Rory's notes. A question inked by Burroughs expresses Rory's feelings about Bush's public speaking these days: "Are we to take these glib lies like a greased and nameless asshole?" One could verbally riff on this a bit: "Are we to take these glib lies from this greasy shameless asshole?" Once again, Bush's speaking seems meant to address "a state bordering on the far side of idiocy." [Burroughs again.]
Unfortunately, Fly-On-the-Wall informs Rory, the issuance of the warrant is largely symbolic, as the fruit- fly-sized citizens of her land do not have sufficient interest in diverting resources away from health care, education, happy peaceful living, and bonobo-like sexual practices to mount an intergalactic arrest mission. Nor do they have any prisons or jails on their planet, let alone one large enough to hold W. However, should W ever set foot on their planet, he would be subject to immediate arrest. Mental images of the consequences of his foul deeds as they play out at "street level" would be constantly inserted into his brain. Foul-deed-image-insertion is the worst punishment available on Wanglingo. In Bush's case, this would amount to a life sentence. Even then it would just be a trailer-length image-insertion show in the grand scheme of his epic senseless rampage on earth.
As an aside, Rory notes how curious it is that official punishments so often involve activities that are considered illegal or immoral if committed by individuals or groups not in power (Wanglingese jurisprudence forbids most forms of inter-species thought insertion).
Fly is Rory's own domestic spy-- the lovely answer to the question: "Who will spy on the spies?" For those of you who don't know Fly or haven't been to Rory's web site to read her short bio, here it is:
For those without myopia, a larger version of Fly's bio can be found at destination under the "Biography" link in the sidebar.
posted by Rory Shock at 6:33 AM
4 Comments:
even though i don't like bugs, may i move to fly's planet? i promise to be good
Sure thing
Brainrape on Wanglingo? Well, yeah...that about sums it up.
Oh, yeah, comments. Becca beautiful job on taking the metaphor to the next level. Yeah, the speech was vile, mean, ugly, brief, a mockery of the real thing ,,, I would love to hear/have heard what was really said behind the scenes to the House of Saud. I'll have to check with Fly on that one...
All in all, I guess the reaction depicted in Neil's visual summary the feeling of the SOUA is right on
Neil ... I'm stoked that you dipped into the site ... been laughing my ass off at the world you create on yours
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