Department of Justice Will Examine Itself
Today's New York Times reported that the Justice Department's Office of Professional responsibility has begun to investigate the Justice Department's Domestic Spying Program, apparently in reponse to a request for an investigation from four Congressional Democrats, including New York's Maurice D. Hinchley. The above diagram represents the domestic spying program review previously described by Alberto "Gonzo" Gonzales in his report that consists of 43 pages of legalese-spattered verbal monkey spanking. Now, the Department of Justice is further investigating itself, but the investigation is limited, according to the Times article, to whether the lawyers involved "complied with their professional obligations," not whether the domestic spying program is legal. I might be going out on a limb here, but I'm pretty sure this one is gonna clear them. "After extensive review, we have found no problemo ... and in the meantime, no need to investigate, because there is an investigation." The questions are: An investigation of what? And by whom? Well, the answer is in the next graphic.
In addition to the 4 'roo review specified previously by Gonzo and diagrammed above, there will be an additional level of self-scrutiny by the Department of Justice:
posted by Rory Shock at 6:00 PM
16 Comments:
the PERFECT artists rendering (the last one of course)!
well it SHOULD be a bit smaller, no?
yes ... the domestic spying program looms somewhat large in the imagination ...
Well, in cases of domestic spying I have to say- size matters.
Hinchey? You're not a Schumerican, are you???
"Shumerican?"
A joke. A New Yorker. Charles Schumer. Hillary. Bagels, Broadway, and the Yankees. No javelinas though.
Not really a New Yorker ... living in the State now ... spent more of my life W of the Mississippi ... guess that makes me more like a Hilarican ... have mercy upon my slow wit ...
by the way ... on the subject of jokes ... the link to the self-palpitation (palpation) article is a joke ... not the link but the use of the word "palpitation" also ... I once heard a police officer on a witness stand talking about "palpitatiing" a scrotum ... more details of which might well come out in the soon to begin on Rory Shock story of Billy Ray ... a chimp accused
Let's hope that the thumb of the Justice Dept. and the fingers of the Office of Professional Responsibility don't wrap themselves around the Spy Program and try to massage the truth out.
well, they are a bunch of wankers, after all, liberal girl ... one day the truth will come out ... and they won't even know how it got there ...
oy vey
We must all palpitate ourselves...in the name of early detection.
I am linking to you , esp for your amazing coverage of the Huntin' booboo...Did you see Senator Byrd this am about the Spying Kangaroo Court ? He did a good job...and you are doing a better job on this...
LOL! Great graphics! "And the wheels on the (investigation) bus go round and round and round and round and round!"
Lily ... yes the detectives are detecting themselves
Enigma: thank you the encouragement will only encourage me ... seriously thanks for the kind words I really appreciate them, having you here, and the link and will get off my lazy linkin' butt and do same
Neil ... thanks ... happy to have returned a laugh oh laugh meister ...
i hope you have noticed i have been silent on the billy ray topic.
i'm waiting..............................................
Yes Rose ... I have been "procrastinating" on that one ... but ... soon after the next post on Health Savings accounts ... well, then ....
Post a Comment
<< Home