Thursday, March 23, 2006

rory calls for immediate complete withdrawal from U.S. highways: death toll unacceptible in a free nation allegedly at peace with itself





Well leaving that question aside for the moment [and please no smartass comments about rory's drawing], how ‘bout some frickin’ stats people? Every day 120 people die violent deaths on the highways of the United States. Our vehicles are roadway bombs, improvised killing devices, weapons o' mass deestruction. The casualty rates are staggering. 47,200 died violently in 2005.
That’s close to the killed in action total for U.S. troops over the entire course of the Viet Nam war. Only takes about 20 days for the death toll to reach the total number of U.S. service people killed in Iraq over the whole course of that clusterfuck so far. Disabling injuries in 2005? 2.45 million of ‘em. The cost in dollars of the deaths, injuries and property damage? $245 billion dollars for one year. Where’s the fucking press conference about the war on highway death? The car makers who foist roll-over prone-small-car-killin-roof-collapsin’-global-warming-petroleum-over-consumption-units and the oilagarchy obviously care less than a frickin’ vole turd about the carnage on the roads. It would be disruptive of the economy, of the frickin' amerikun way of life, of countless satellite industries feeding off the human road kill like flesh-eating bacteria. And why oh why, rory frickin’ wants to know are some deaths big news and other deaths no news? Wait a minute. Certain fantasy deaths are bigger news than certain real deaths. There’s gonna be yet another fucking press conference about Bird Flu preparations. How many Americans have died of bird flu? Zipfrickin'ola. Snortin’ Gale Norton suckraterror of the interior is gonna edumocate the pube-lick about avian flu. You can go to the White House site right now and submit a question to this oilwhore who has strapped on the biggest smoke spewin' environment fuckin' schvantz of any of her ilk, i.e. suckruterrys of the inferior. Here’s my question. It's a relatively simple one: “What the fuck?” Scientists quoted in today’s New York Times say that the fuckin’ avian flu probably ain’t gonna even be a pandemic anyway. rory sez fuck this avian flu bullshit.
When are we gonna start preparing for the human roadkill pandemic? Oh and by the frickin' way, how many deaths were there last year as a result of terrorist attacks in the U.S? That’s fricking right: 47,200 fewer than deaths by motor vehicle. Rory's gonna say it again. Dead is dead. Dead is dead whether you are broken, squashed like a bug under a boot, incinerated while trapped, or otherwise wasted in a vehicle on a U.S. highway or whether you are shot by an insurgent, terrorist, or U.S. Postal Service worker. And the juxtaposition of Homeland Security blathering about, while not really preparing for, avian flu, while 120 people are violently removed from earthly existence on the highway and hundreds more disabled everyday while nothing is said would actually be completely frickin’ comical if so-called-innocent-people [will someone please define "innocent" for me] weren’t dying and suffering so much. Funny how the prezdent keeps talking about how it’s his job to protect us. Only from the truth. Obviously the mass media is complicit in this one, as well. If the death and injury tolls were posted every day like they are for Iraq, if pictures of the highway carnage were printed, broadcast and posted like war pictures, public support for driving would evaporate. And we would immediately withdraw from the highways. At this point, there is no other rational solution. We must put an end to this senseless carnage. We must stop driving and get the fuck off the highways.


some facts and figures on motor vehicle carnage
some facts and figures on war casualties

12 Comments:

Blogger Yellow Dog said...

Be careful man. a repu could turn this on you. See 2300 dead is nothing. Look how many die on our highways each year.

8:15 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

forrest: where there's a willie there's a way

dog: bring em on ... can you imagine w up there saying ... "Well the war's goin' real well, real well ... and besides, only 2300 service people have died ... heck that's nothin' compared to what gets killed on the highways ... and it's only half as many kids as die in a day of diarrhea ... so, what the fuck people ... we ain't losin' that much anyway ... " if they take that bait, they will feel the steel of the hook in their lip as the line pulls them down further in the polls

8:32 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

oh thanks mr shock. i'm gonna feel REAL good while i tool around in little green (that's what i call her) today. rest assured though, i do NOT drive on the highway (yup it's a phobia for the rosebush)

5:18 AM  
Blogger Yukkione said...

quite right Mr Shock. Oh the wars this administration is missing. the war on highway deaths, the war on cancer deaths, so many possible wars.

5:46 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Then there's on going war on poverty which big corporations seem to be winning and the poor people seem to be losing.

6:19 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

yeah loc ... this administration is basically neglecting most people pretty fuckin' brazenly ... it just chaps my ass that he keeps saying it his primary job to protect us ... from what? how about from what we need protecting from ... I know ... I could go on down the list ... don't worry ... I won't hit every single one of the fucked up priorities ... so much shammin' and scammin' ... I gotta admit I slide the last post past BEPWAC and they are not happy ...
pop they are winning that war on the poor right not ... they are still creating the poor where there were none before, as you suggest ... but they're gonna create an economic insurgency pretty fuckin' soon ...
rose: I know ... be careful out there ...

7:17 AM  
Blogger gugon said...

but rory, people NEED more cars so they can drive to work so they can make enough money to buy a new car so they can drive to work in it!

I can tell you this much, - the big three American car companies are approaching a state of panic - and the only thing they have on their minds right now is CUTTING COSTS.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh huh. You said "vole turd".

Yargh. We have to sell out and get a vehicle soon because of an hour-long commute. I best be a car-poolin' fiend.

Thanks for the comfort; like roseisaroseisa, I'm now needing yet more exhausting rationalizations for my ever-approaching dirty deed. But I'm getting an extended cab Hummer, so at least I'll be the one causing the puncture wounds on I-666.

9:49 AM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

My father used to use that "Why heck, there's more people killed on the highways every day than in Iraq!" to justify the deaths in Iraq. He simply could not understand that it was NOT the same thing.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

yes everyone we live in an infrastructure that has grown based on the infernal combustion motor on a set of wheels ... but given what some know the casualty rates should be going down ... the knowledge and technology are there .,.. when the national speed limit was reduced to 55 death numbers were reduced (and a lot of oil was saved) ... suvs need to be taken out of circulation ... soccer moms and stockbrokers really don't need to be hurtling down the highways in trucks ... vehicles with a likelihood of roll over need to be made in such a way as not to collapse lke paper cups being stepped on ... and every single person driving does in fact need to be a little bit scared ... and of a mentality that one using a firearm should maintain ... the machine being used is dangerous and potentially very quickly deadly .... if most americans were driving little hybrids at no more than 55 with 70 mpg gas mileage ... we'd be on the road to recovery from "oil addiction," and highway deaths would plummet. A couplte of other things that need to be done: mass transit needs to be improved and the world needs to be made more, not less, bicycle friendly. And plenty of lard ass Americans need to be taught how to walk again. Not every human activity is improved by use of a machine.

3:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

not to worry mr shock, i made it to ANOTHER DAY

3:49 AM  
Blogger Graeme said...

we all could stand to use our cars less.

4:12 AM  

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