bush proposes brain rapist for court of appeals and vermont man makes stupidest statement of the week

Enough animals of all species have been senselessly executed on the crucifix of human stupidity! We sure as shit don't need Bush's former DOD counsel William Haynes II in a position to enable more, which is where w wants to put him by nominating him for a federal appellate court position.


Stop Haynes. Haynes sucks. Haynes advocates secret detentions and torture. Haynes was the legal brains behind Abu Ghraib and Gitmo. Bush wants Haynes to be a Federal Appeals Judge.
But Haynes is not only a man responsible for torture and rape and illegal detention. To very frickin' loosely paraphrase Woody Guthrie, some men torture with whips, cattle prods, waterboards, or dogs, others with a fountain pen. This fountain pen wielding scumbag is also a brain rapist. He is willing to fuck logic in the ass to achieve tyranny and destruction in the name of the oil and profit gods worshipped by the present administration. oh yeah. fuck logic in the ass. fuck the world in the ass too. fuck nature in the ass. he certainly isn't averse to fucking birds in the ass, in a manner of speaking. well, the cloaca, to be anatomically correct. here's what rory means. the fuckwad is all about the senseless crucifixion of nonhuman animals.

According the Friends of the Earth the attempt at brain rape went somethin' like this:

'Seeking an exemption from the Migratory Bird Treaty Act in order to enable the military to resume bombing on a remote Pacific island as part of live-fire training exercises, Haynes prepared a legal brief arguing that even though the island is an important nesting site for such migratory birds as great frigate birds, red-footed boobies and Pacific golden plovers, bird lovers should have no problem with the bombing.
 
Indeed, argued the Haynes brief, conservationists would actually benefit from the destruction of such birds, because it makes the birds rarer - and "bird watchers get more enjoyment spotting a rare bird than they do spotting a common one." Moreover, Haynes noted, the bombing is good for the birds, too - because it keeps the island free of other "human intrusion."'

"bombing is good for them!" that seems to be a tenet of the bush administration. and the rarity argument? delusional. psychotic. let the fucking extirpation programs begin, because it will be so much more exciting to observe fewer and fewer specimens of more and more rare species! after all human entertainment is the only purpose of wildlife. Haynes, bush, cheney, rumbo: madmen, fuckwads, mad fuckwads. Here's one of those "take action" links to email opposition to this mad fuckwad rising to the bench of an important Federal Court where he would no doubt do his best to hand as much power to the torturers, profiteers, and earth rapists.


But here's another likely frickin' candidate for a position in the w administration who opened his ignurnt pie hole up in Vermont for a New York Times article. Another advocate of using explosives on natural beauty based upon a sick, twisted, pathologically humanocentric and moronic view of things. Dude named Wagg. Name means "a fanning motion by an appendage located just above the anus of canis familiaris." Seems that the Huntington River Gorge in Vermont, a place of beauty, has been the death of 20 people in the last 40 years. As in many river gorges, after the snow melt or heavy rains, the waters within the Huntington River Gorge get a little wild.



Humans can get swept over falls, held under, and drowned. The solution? Fuck education of people who occasionally insist on doing something really fucking dangerous and stupid like jumping into cold, raging waters. Nope. The best solution, according to Wagg, is to blow up the fucking Gorge. "Take it out." Retaliate mercilously. Defend human life. Blow the ever-lovin' crap outta that there Gorge just like Israel's blowin' the crap outta Lebanon. Damn Gorge is is a terrorist. Amurikin fuckin' solution: "Hmmmm. Problem? Hmmm. Blow it the fuck up. That's what yuh doo. Yep. Blow it up. Solve every damn problem. Why yuh could even nukeit, if need be." Here's how the July 16 New York Times article presented Wagg's position:

'Jeff Wagg of Richmond ... thinks that the gorge should be destroyed, or at least that some of the more dangerous parts should be blasted out, as they were in the 1970’s after a state police officer died there while trying to retrieve a body.

“My take on it is that what’s attractive about the place is its beauty. That’s also its problem,” Mr. Wagg said. “So I think it should be considered that if human life is the most important thing here, it’s worth considering taking out the beauty.”'

"Taking out the beauty." Does this guy already have a position in the Bush administration? If not, roryz sure they'll be callin' him, perhaps for a job in the Department of Interior. by the way Jeff, did you know that the Atlantic Ocean took scores of lives last year alone? Maybe we should take it out. drain that fucker. And that Everest. People regularly die there trying to climb it. it's the height that's attractive. maybe we should consider knocking 10,000 feet off the top. holy fucking shit. gotta spell it all the way out on this one. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! this dude fershure wins the dumbest fucking thing said this week award. and he ain't even a candidate for the learned position of bush-appointed federal judge. dang.