Oh Condi, Condi -- Has Steve Earle Seen this One? Why, it's Hitler-chic!
According to Desmond Morris: By conforming to the basic sexual restrictions that the culture has developed, it is possible to give clear signals that “I am not available for copulation," and yet, at the same time, to give other signals which say that “I am nevertheless very sexy.” Morris suggests this behavior is a way of reducing antagonistic feelings in others in the social group, particularly those of the opposite sex.
Frankly, Condi and her fashion statement completely confuse Rory. But, I was wondering why my level of antagonism wasn't higher. The subconscious workings of the peek-a-boo civil war style coat? Nah. Come on Rory, that's just wrong. Yeah, well, Steve Earle wrote a song that's on his Revolution Starts Now Album, remember? Oh yeah. Honestly, man, that song is pretty confusing to me, too. Although Steve is a frickin' hero of music.
By Steve Earle:
Condi, Condi
Oh Condi Condi beggin’ on my knees
Open up your heart and let me in wontcha please
Got no money but everybody knows
I love you Condi and I’ll never let you go
Sweet and dandy pretty as can be
You be the flower and I’ll be the bumble bee
Oh she loves me oops she loves me not
People say you’re cold but I think you’re hot
Oh, Condi, Condi
Oh, Condi, Condi
Oh Condi, Condi I’m talkin’ to you girl
What’s it gonna hurt come on give me a whirl
Shake your body now let me see you go
One time for me Oh Condi I love you so
Skank for me Condi show me what you got
They say you’re too uptight I say you’re not
Dance around me spinnin’ like a top
Oh Condi Condi Condi don’t ever stop
Oh Condi Condi Can’t you hear me call
I’m standin’ in the street outside your garden wall
Pocketful of money belly full of wine
Condi in my heart and romance on my mind
Listen to me Condi don’t be afraid
I come here tonight to chase your blues away
I’ll never hurt you I’ll treat you right
Oh Condaleeza won’t you come out tonight
Pretty little Condi precious as can be
Bet you never had another lover like me
posted by Rory Shock at 10:28 PM
8 Comments:
my dearest mr shock,
someone sent me an email containing the very same picture a while ago. he claimed, he actually swore up and down, those boots she is wearing were appropriated in an establishment that caters to the 's & m' crowd. now i could not verify this at the time, but of course i know what i believe.
I think that song is wasted on Condi - she only has eyes for Bushie - or we could tag her Hitler's handmaiden.
Rory,
I love Desmond Morris! Especially Babywatching and Catwatching. I happen to prefer big kick ass Doc Marten style boots myself.... you're a trip, Rory.
Thanks for the comments rose, mary, lily -- she's definitely into S ... Hitler's handmaiden .. yeah ... I think she definitely has a Hitler thing goin' ... yeah, Desmond Morris is cool ... the Naked Ape is an important cultural landmark ... not done with the next one ... working on something kinda "scary" but gotta go to work early a.m. so hopefully later tomorrow will post it ... maybe ... or maybe somethin' else ... lorda mercy ... ahhm tard
"Scary" huh???? I'll have to check back soon.
Yes, the hairstyle gives it away. There is a definite conspiracy. The similarities are too striking to be accidental. I have always accused her of stiletto diplomacy, but perhaps I should have been using 'jackboot diplomacy' instead. That, and she is always haranguing the Europeans. Well, she harangues everyone, but especially the Europeans. And Hitler was always haranguing the Europeans too.
I'm with Rose on this one. I would be shocked to my core if there isn't a dungeon in the White House. I hope they patch the holes in the plaster and sand down the chain scrapes from the floor. But even if they try to cover their tracks, history may still reveal the truth. They're hacks at everything else, I'm sure their attempts at restoration will be no exception. She is the Domi Mommy to that sniveling little twerp, I can just feel it. I preemptively apologize for the disturbing imagery.
yeah, that is very disturbing imagery ... and potentially very funny as well ... I've seen the photoshopped Osama mounting W from the rear, but have not seen the domi condi doing her thing ... come to think of it some things are better left undepicted ... if not unsaid ...
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