bush admits to lusting after german chancellor merkel after he "glimpsed her soul"

at first rory was revolted by w's comment that he had a glimpse into the soul of German Chancellor Merkel. then rory starts lookin' into the situation. then rory got really revolted. w and the chancellor are hot for each other. first it was just w lusting after her in his heart. unrequited love at first. but that has changed.


he resorted to his tried and true frat boy humor. liftin the cheek and lettin' go during the solemn proceedings at the american jewish committee meeting (clickitup):



His butt diabolically blossomed with the heat of an afterburner, the sound of ripping canvas, and the stench of exploding roadkill. Chancellor Merkel fights back the vomitus.




delusional fuckwad that he is, w thinks he has scored points with the Chancellor:



but he's wrong. as he usually is.

good god. he thinks to himself, "I see her soul, and I want to fuck her. george w. bush preznit of the u.s. wants to fuck the chancellor of germany."



"oh yes. I see your soul." w has forgotten all about Laura. all about scripture. all about the admonitions against lusting in his little black heart. all about the fundy teachings that thinkin' 'bout it is as much of a sin as doin' it.



he wants her so.



he has a daydream much like the german satirical caricature that he enjoys looking at:



the daydream is so intense in his unbalanced white matter dominated brain that he becomes stuck in this position, like a robot losing power, the result of his rare neurological disorder. have you frickin' noticed his robotic carriage? this was the first time he locked up in public, though. chancellor merkel thought it was kinda cute, his sudden vulnerability. merkel claps her hands to try to snap him out of it.



he doesn't quite snap out of it. he just freezes for a moment in another position. he thinkz, "little georgie, are you there? will you wake finally? little georgie?" as he gazes at his fly.




he remembers better days, when little georgie was more responsive:



meanwhile, back in germany, effigy makers show merkel climbing up bush's ass. now that's effigy making. now that's political commentary:



she doesn't care for it at all.



well then imagine what she thinks of this effigy of her half up the ass of w as uncle sam while waving american flags:



now that's an effin' effigy.

the latest news is that chancellor merkel has invited w to her childhood home in germany. w has accepted. thinkin' he might get lucky. oh he probably will. but the chancellor has her own ideas. oh, yeah, she wants george now, too. but in her own way.