Ronald McDonald Impersonator Fired for Inappropriate Sock Puppet Comments
for frickin' reference:
Billy Suggs, aka Ronzo the Klown, has been questioned by the FBI. No charges have been filed to date. "McDonald's will provide critical debriefing and counseling to all affected by this unfortunate situation," according to a corporate press release.
posted by Rory Shock at 3:43 PM
6 Comments:
Bummer. Clowns get a really bad rap--I mean, he's a CLOWN for crying out loud; he isn't supposed to be taken seriously (but then there's always that "irony fatigue" thing that Will Kaufman talked about).
Surely the kids in the audience got a kick out of it.
I wonder how long before McD's capitalizes on this and starts offering the "Presidential McTrouser-Trout Sandwich".
I understand Dubya boy is impotent. Maybe he uses Ronald as a back-up system.
damn dearest mr shock, and here i was going to make YOU and all the shock clan sock puppets for winter solstice!
Something about the anonymity of being a clown lowers the inhibitions and impairs judgement.
Then again, maybe the sock puppet was telling the truth.
Ohhh... Ann Coulter will be devastated! She got all hot and bothered describing shrubya at his Mission Accomplished photo op! She was practically drooling, along with Tweetie!
Now you've gone and ruined it by unearthing the sock puppet that stuffed the codpiece that made shrubya feel manly. For shame!
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