Department of Defense Announces Sale of Advertising Space on Munitions to Help Defray War Costs

From the Christian Science Monitor:
During the Afghan campaign, sailors on the USS Enterprise wrote a homophobic message on a bomb destined for Afghanistan, leading to complaints from gay rights groups. Rear Adm. Stephen Pietropaoli warned his men to more closely edit such "spontaneous acts of penmanship," and suggested that the Navy should "keep the messages positive."

But ... someone in the US Air Force ... caused offense by writing a vulgar slur about the French on a bomb (aimed at Iraq, that is, not France). Senior American officers said the anti-French message "crossed the line" of acceptability ...

gotta keep the frickin' messages on bombs positive. this is indeed some psychotic shit goin' on.



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Think the frickin' McFalafel is far-fetched? well, as those who read the post before last know, w touted the McCurry as a sign of international progress and partnership with india. the McCurry is all too real:



McCurry pan? rory sez: looks more like a frickin' used McBed pan.



back to the frickin' subject at hand: bombs and advertising. there are thousands of unexploded munitions lying around iraq from the current and previous conflicts. the coalition has used clusterfuck bombs. holy frickin' shit rummy and crew think: "the advertising potential is multiplied by the use of clusterfuck munitions." all those little bomblets from one big bomb. nevertheless, under Department of Defense Guidelines, the messages, promotional or otherwise, must remain positive, even on these sub-bomblets [clickitup].




sometimes there is collateral damage in the big advertising campaign for democracy. well what the fuck canya expect when the medium is the frickin' message?




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